Me: Strider didn't clean up like I asked him to. Really, the whole "dog as maid" thing isn't working out for me.
Husband: My primary concern with the dog-as-maid approach is the clear breach of my rule* against putting outfits on the dog.
*This rule is the direct result of my intense desire to buy this costume in a XXXXXLT and dress Strider up as "Dogdor."
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